Saturday, January 16, 2010
Sweaty Balls
So i have been to the gym 4 days in a row and I still rock out at about 2 sheets. ( thats 200lbs) My goal is 160-170 by June. But today boys and girls im not going to talk about my gym routine but my locker room experience. An old Asian man must have just finished with his shower and now was drying off with NOT a towel but the fucking hair dryer are you kidding me he was drying his sack off with the hair dryer. His dick looked like a baby bird in a nest yearning for its mothers love. Now I have done this when I was like 7 and I enjoyed this experience but I would not do this in public. So for everyone out there thiniking about drying with a hair dryer please please please dont do it in the locker room.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
2 in a Row thats a streak
Alright well today it was day 2 and it wasnt really that bad. I forgot how much I enjoyed going to the gym, not to work out dummy but to look at all the hot broads in the place. Well I dont really have muc today but I weighed in at 202 yikes.... My goal is 170 by vegas and 160 by the wedding. See you peoples tomorrow.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Love, Hate Relationships

OK OK.... so for everyone yes I am getting married and my fiance wants me to get in shape for the wedding so I agreed but little does she realize I'm really getting in shape for the bachelor party.
I have a lot of friends in good shape and were going to Vegas so the last thing I need is to get my balls busted at the pool for becoming a fat hog. Yes this is more motivation then hearing that skinny bitch nag that I need to go to the gym. I really don't think she cares how or what motivates me as long as I shed some LBS.
So here we go I will be posting pics and listing what my diet and supplements will be. Today I will take myself to the gym and will get reacquainted with the place. Me and the gym have a love hate relationship.
I hate to fucking go to the gym and they love the collect my monthly dues.
I have a lot of friends in good shape and were going to Vegas so the last thing I need is to get my balls busted at the pool for becoming a fat hog. Yes this is more motivation then hearing that skinny bitch nag that I need to go to the gym. I really don't think she cares how or what motivates me as long as I shed some LBS.
So here we go I will be posting pics and listing what my diet and supplements will be. Today I will take myself to the gym and will get reacquainted with the place. Me and the gym have a love hate relationship.
I hate to fucking go to the gym and they love the collect my monthly dues.
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